I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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