Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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