i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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