so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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