We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So much Jack, so little girl.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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