Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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