it was like his penis was on wheels.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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