do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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