You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
He has the fingertips of a God
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