I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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