I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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