it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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