This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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