just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
