meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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