Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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