I want to make a zoo with you.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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