Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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