what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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