i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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