your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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