it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
there was a trapeze. enough said
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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