So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize
