Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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