I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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