seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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