What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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