just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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