Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
