So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
