i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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