Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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