Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Randomize
