Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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