So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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