doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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