who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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