is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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