Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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