your thong is hanging out like whoa
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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