I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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