i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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