Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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