Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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