Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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