How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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