At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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