Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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