ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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