it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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