My friends, they love my intelligence
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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