If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
BRING THE BAGELS
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